Evolution makes me laugh...and cry

By Dr. James Wanliss (Credo Quarterly Theological Journal, April 2003)


     As I sit down to write this, it is the day before the Daytona 500 runs. The Daytona track is less than five minutes drive from our home and we can hear the drivers practicing-the windows shake as the engines roar with delight. Over 200,000 visitors have thronged to the city and the place is buzzing with excitement and energy. The event is possibly the largest in motorsport history, with literally tens of millions of viewers watching the live racing over television links. It is also a testament to the fact that we humans have a problem of frequently taking ourselves too seriously, and considering our actions with an irreverent solemnity. We are grateful to the Lord that not all the professing Christians in the area will be attending the races, or watching them on TV, so that we are still able to race to Orlando to an oasis of Christian worship. Unlike the French revolutionaries, and their Russian communist offspring, who abolished God and the Sabbath, in our society we simply ignore God and the Sabbath and go to the races. It is not only modern man that has self-esteem problems, but mankind throughout history. It is not a problem of too little self-esteem but of a self-esteem that is massively inflated beyond all reason. History seems to indicate that then, as now, men take their own words and opinions as being of supreme import, but that God's Word-the written expression of His will-receives scant attention. Each one of us is guilty of this perversion, although each to differing degrees, and we ought to fight against it and occasionally have a good laugh at ourselves.

     Each one of us at times feel exposed to ridicule when even our neighbours pierce the veil of self-consciousness and self-importance with which we cover ourselves. It is never pleasant when this happens, and so people would often prefer to lie and deceive themselves and others rather than face up to some unpleasant facts. But if one is shameless enough, it is apparently sometimes possible to bluff through even the most damning of evidence. When the United States President Nixon was caught in gross sin he at least had the shame to blush, but when President Clinton was caught he had the temerity to tell boldfaced lies without blushing. He was, after all, the President, and because he believed he was such an important and solemn personage, he thought it reasonable that people ought to necessarily swallow his words, and most of them did. This is a classic example of the Emperor with no clothing. Even a child could see how blinded the Emperor had become-unfortunately, only a child was unselfconscious enough to mention the self-evident.

     Sadly, too many of the people in power preferred to be willfully blind. Willful blindness is a very real phenomenon amongst all those who live under the sun. The Bible tells us that sinful man is willfully ignorant of God and does not have regard to the knowledge and wisdom of God; even God's way of salvation is considered the height of foolishness. You may be asking yourself what this has to do with evolution. It has a great deal to do with evolution, because those who teach it have come to be very impressed with their own press and propaganda, and the masses who are taught to believe it have become uncritical in their thinking, and unable to discern when someone is doing a mind job on them; they are being ripped off intellectually, and they love to have it so. To be impressed by the fawning reverence with which evolution is managed by the established media is not something that one would wish to be accused of.

     One of the consequences of a willful love of darkness is that God has given man over to even more foolishness. This is evidenced by the many false religions that men follow. Evolution is one such leading philosophy that has served to extinguish much light. This philosophy proposes that successively more complex genetic alterations have led from the earliest genetically inferior protoorganism to the vastly more complex snails, bees, baboons, and humans. Notwithstanding all the gainsaying and propaganda to the contrary, the mechanism whereby this evolution is to be effected remains unknown, since there is no known naturalistic mechanism that adds favourable genetic content to living beings. Even the very best of evidence for this process is purely circumstantial. It cannot qualify as hard science, although it is certainly interesting philosophy.

     As a philosophy, it is certainly not complete, but it has satisfied many generations of unbelievers by providing a reason for not having to deal with the claims of Jesus Christ, at least for the present. The evolutionary philosophy is ludicrous and if it had not done so much harm to the cause of Christ it would be humorous. By its very nature it attacks the veracity of the Bible. In its present form it is considered by the vast majority of academicians to be the very pinnacle of modern biological science. If this theory were true, Adam and Eve could not have been created as the Bible states, sin is not the cause of death, the biblical chronology is not possible, the work of Christ was not meaningful, and so on.

     The philosophy is not only bankrupt scientifically, but it also contradicts the Scriptures. Why then is it so dominant a philosophy? I would submit that it is so dominant for religious reasons, at least on the part of many academicians, many of whom are the high priests of this evolutionary philosophy. If this philosophy reflects the actual physical reality, it certainly eliminates the need for God, or any deity, and thus provides an enormous comfort for those who have to deal with their conscience that tells them there is a God. The American humanist association makes important statements about the near unanimous agreement of the scientific community regarding evolution, and makes much about disagreements between religious "sects" over the role that evolution plays, stating that some agree with it and some vociferously disagree with it. While we disagree with their assumptions, and most of their conclusions, they do raise an interesting question about those who call themselves Christians but who vociferously advocate the theory of evolution. Suffice it to say, the philosophical reasons for this are not due to the religious belief in God which these approved “sects” hold to, but rather probably due to their lack of confidence in God's Word. As for the followers, they are the ones who are being indoctrinated by the educational establishment, and who have been taught not to question, not to think critically, but to accept whatsoever the high priests have ordained regarding philosophies of origins. The only critical thinking allowed is reserved for specifics as to how evolution moved from one to another stage. Any questioning of the evidence presented that reflects badly on the actual legitimacy of the evolutionary philosophy is sure to be met with raised eyebrows, frowns, and trouble. Even a very humble and gentle question about the absence of clothing on the Emperor is sure to send the high priests into apoplexy. After all, it is not only a philosophical issue, but also an important financial issue to those who create and maintain the invisible clothing; they have a vested interest in upholding the whole illusory edifice of evolutionary dogma. And it is truly a magnificent edifice, awe-inspiring and breathtaking in the blindness induced when humans worship before it. I am ever so grateful that the Bible gives a satisfying and reasonable explanation as to why this should be so. As we understand the blindness, we are enabled to step back into the light and disregard the solemnity with which the world views this particular philosophy. Pointing out some of the rather unattractive and laughable aspects of evolutionary philosophy can certainly serve as a catalyst to others who have been taken in by the solemn stares and lofty words of the priests and practitioners. In fact, it can become downright entertaining to consider the philosophy and poke fun at it.

A time to laugh

     The Bible says that there is a time to laugh, and a time to mourn, a time for war, and a time for peace (Ecclesiastes 3:1-8); literally a season for every activity. Often these activities overlap, as in the case of Hanun the Ammonite (2 Samuel 10) who shaved off half of the beards of emissaries who came to express King David's sympathy at the death of the Ammonite king. Not content to mess with their hair, Hanun also caused exposure of the buttocks of the emissaries. The scene is one of almost hilarious disbelief: important men walking in the roads of Ammon with their rears exposed and beards in a state of undress. What shame they must have felt, and what a novel way to insult Middle Eastern fellows who put great stock by the amount of facial hair they have, and that is not even getting close to mentioning how they must have felt to have their private parts exposed. Of course, the personal offence to these men was not at issue here. We ought not to take ourselves so seriously that we lay to heart unfair behaviour against our persons. The offence was not really directed against David's emissaries but was directed against Jehovah, through his anointed King David. On this basis the Lord would repay the Ammonites for their indignities.

     The wise men of the Ammonites were foolish to offend the Lord, and to insult the friends of the Lord. All their smartness did not help them when the judgment of God came along. The Ammonites could not mock the servants of God, whom God created, without simultaneously mocking their Creator. Is it not a sad and shameful thing that the supposed wisdom of the world is so foolish as to seek to eliminate the Creator from His creation? Like their rulers, the people rebel against the Lord, but the Lord in heaven laughs at their foolishness and scoffs at them (Psalm 2). God will humble their lofty looks and supposed wisdom. When it comes to the philosophy of biological evolution, these false professors who seek to eliminate God from the world often silence Christians. For the most part, this has been my observation of the present state of things in North America, although, thankfully, it was not a large part of my own educational experience in school and university. As a high school student I never doubted evolution, since it was what my teacher believed, and my biology teacher was certainly wiser than I. To the credit of my biology teacher, I should mention that he never tried to shove the theory down the throats of his students, and critical discussion was allowed. It was only later that it occurred to me that God was wiser than the teacher and so the teacher could be terribly wrong, even in a field about which he thought he knew so much. The evolutionary philosophy was never a necessary part of the whole corpus of understanding that he had gathered in his studies; it was never necessary throughout my whole high school career, and added no value to the course. I should also mention that it is a curiosity of the American system that such fervent passion is aroused in those who teach evolution; as an undergraduate in South Africa I was able to have very candid discussions with my palaeontology Professor, who was not ashamed or afraid to admit (albeit privately) to some of the serious difficulties with evolutionary philosophy. So perhaps it is time to laugh to scorn some of the foolishness of the world, because it occurs to me that for all the pomp and circumstance, so much of it is merely pomp and circumstance, and does little to hide the anxious nakedness of an empty and obscene philosophy. God is the same yesterday, today, and forever and knowing that one must face him, and his fearful judgment, puts the whole silliness of evolution into proper context. Anyone that is currently being educated by the establishment requires fortitude, because the lie repeated often enough, however ridiculous, begins to have the ring of truth to it. We are frequently reminded to be still, and know that Evolution is great. When we speak and think of it we are called to become very serious and humbled before the power and glory that is Evolution. But all the lofty looks and solemn haughty words crumble before the little child who sees a naked Emperor prancing about before him, and laughs.


Dr. James Wanliss is a physics professor at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University.  Most recently he has taught courses in classical mechanics, and space physics.  His current research focuses on magnetospheric substorms and other space weather phenomena. He is also an ordained Presbyterian Ruling Elder.  

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